I would make it mandatory for all Americans to go to at least one college football game and sit in the student section. Chest paint would be optional.
Natural foods would be cheaper because they have less ingredients than food with all those additives.
Taxes on alcohol would be in the same neighborhood as taxes on tobacco.
The school year would be shorter and teachers would be paid on the same scale as corporate executives.
Fire fighters, police officers, and EMS workers would earn the same as the newly salaried teachers.
There would be at least one parent at home each night to help the kids with homework, that way the buck wouldn't be passed so much to the schools and the teachers.
Stupidity would be punishable by law.
We would be able to "unelect" those public officials whom we put in office but who now are running their own agenda without listening to us.
Christians would actually read their Bibles and see that most of the traditions that they treasure so dearly aren't recorded in its pages.
I could earn a living typing on my computer...it doesn't hurt to dream.
1 comment:
1. I am assuming that the college football game could be at any school? Shouldn't you be mandating basketball?
2. I'd have the taxes on alcohol and tobacco the same in the neighborhoods and the city. :)
3. I'd give the teachers a raise (along with the others you mentioned), just don't think it is feasible to pay teachers 300k... and then to shorten their year! However, I could see doing that for pastors. :)
4. If being stupid were against the law, our national debt would quadriplify.
5. I'd make it mandidatory for every great recruit that Roy recruits go to Carolina... oh, wait, that already is happening. ;)
(All said in fun a jest from your friend from West.)
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